I managed to make “broken" gag work in the English language on Friday…
so… a few coworkers and I were having dim sum, somehow the topic of smoking came up:
coworker: Steph, do you smoke?
Steph: umm… yup
coworker: WHAT?!?!?! OMG… YOU SMOKE??? WHAT DO YOU SMOKE?
Steph: Turkey
coworker: you smoke… huh?? what?? wait…
Steph: I said I smoke turkey, learning duck and salmon (XD)
coworkers: HAHAHAHAHA
^V^